Anime Quiz
1. Why are you taking this quiz?
a) I love anime!
b) Every one else is doing it!
c) I was going to use it as toilet paper and I changed my mind!
d) This is a quiz?
e) Um� what am I doing?
f) Um.. no one told me I had to study last night!
2. Who are the people in love with Ranma?
a) Akane, Mina, Yohko, Shampoo
b) Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Lina
c) Ryoga
d) Akane, Ukyo, Kodachi, Shampoo, Ling Ling, Lung Lung
3. What is a Blue Seed?
a) A seed you plant and get tiny blue trees
b) A new flavor of jelly bean
c) The soul of an Aragami
d) The new sport of the 90's
4. Who told Yohko about her destiny as a devil hunter?
a) The Wizard of Oz
b) Grandma
c) Mulder
d) Mr. Panda
5. Who cut her finger off while cooking?
a) Serena
b) Mina
c) Lina
d) The Kushinada
e) Kasumi
f) Sorry, Akane isn't a choice here!
6. What is the Dragon Slave?
a) The end result of Akane's cooking
b) Happosai
c) Rei's new fighting technique
d) A very powerful spell
7. Who or what is DoCo?
a) The Japanese word for idiot
b) The Japanese word for Bill Clinton (idiot, Bill Clinton, it's all the same)
c) The Japanese singing group for Ranma
d) The new store at the mall
8. Who looks the best in a bathing suit?
a) Usagi
b) Rei
c) Mina
d) Nina
e) Amy
f) Rini
g) Pervert! What are you doing looking at 14 year-olds and younger that way!?
9. What is Jusenkyo?
a) Ukyo's recipe for okonomiyaki
b) The name of Gourry's sword
c) The name of the dancing baby on "Ally McBeal"
d) The sequel to the "Macarena"
e) The cursed springs in China
10. What does Happosai like best in the world?
a) PPPRRREEEETTTYYY LLLAADDDIIIEESS!
b) Underwear
c) MTV
d) The X-Files
e) Pretty ladies and panties
f) Pretty ladies, panties, and mirrors
11. What is Mousse's name as a duck?
a) Mu-Mu Chan
b) P-Chan
c) Donald
d) Hewy
e) Dewy
f) Louie
g) Chinese-style steamed duck
12. What is Momigi's destiny?
a) To visit the cursed springs of Jusenkyo
b) To become a Sailor Scout
c) To be Agent Mulder's love toy (Hey! Who wouldn't want to be?)
d) To find that cute Taco Bell Dog
e) To meet Ranma
f) To be a sacrifice to the Aragami
g) To join Lina and Washu and destroy the world
13. What are in the seven rainbow crystals?
a) A very powerful force
b) Cousins of the blue seeds
c) Washu's latest invention
d) The Seven shadows
e) Lina's way to make more money
f) Nothing
14. Who is the beast from China?
a) Cologne
b) Shampoo
c) Godzilla
d) Beryl
e) Skinner
15. What is Sailor Moon X?
a) A combination of Sailor Moon and the X-Files (Wouldn't that be cool?)
b) A combination of Sailor Moon and the X-Men (Imagine Wolverine in a Sailor Suit!)
c) A Sailor Moon saga about a new Sailor Scout from Planet X
d) Pornography show about the Scouts
e) Something Happosai came up with
16. Who is Katie?
a) Another one of Ranma's fianc�es
b) Momigi's sister
c) A new Sailor Scout
d) Lina's partner (The BIG BOOB LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
17. What characters do the people in the singing group DoCo play?
a) Ranma-chan, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Shampoo
b) Gourry and Lina
c) Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami
d) Ranma-kun, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Shampoo, Ukyo("We're singing the big hip blues Oh Yeah�")
e) Serena and Queen Beryl ("Fighting evil by moonlight�")
f) Mulder and Scully and as a bonus SKINNER!
g) Bart, Lisa and Maggie (In the Garden of Eden, Honey!)
h) Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny (you get to watch him die!) ("Goin' down to South Park, goin' have myself a time!)
18. What is "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"?
a) A recipe that Akane is trying out (Knowing Akane, it will probably be "Chestnuts burning on an open bon fire")
b) What Ryoga's� was doing when he was being cooked as P-chan. (Bigger than expected!)
c) Ranma's fighting technique
d) Another way to talk about Ranma's chest! (Hey, baby, wanna go on a date!)
19. What is the law of the Amazons?
a) Never, EVER, eat Akane's cooking
b) If a boy beats you, marry him. If he doesn't, eat him.
c) If a girl beats you, kill her
d) Never, EVER be seen in a Sailor suit
20.What is the most awful thing about anime? (Could there be such a thing?)
a) Akane's cooking (Enough said)
b) There's not enough
c) Hey, isn't this stuff supposed to show naked people?! (Pervert!)
d) It's so damn expensive
e) IT'S NOT REAL!
f) Stupid American companies that can't seem to translate it right.
If you are a girl read this:
21. Who would you most like to go out with?
a) Ranma (Enough said, I got my answer!)
b) Shinnosuke (He said he would eat Akane's cooking for the rest of his life!-Knowing Akane's cooking, that wouldn't be too long)
c) Darien (He was Tuxedo Mask AND the Moonlight Knight)
d) Can't I have them ALL!
e) Forget them! I'll have Happosai! (Ew! What kind of sick person are you?)
If you are guy read this:
21. Who would you most like to go out with?
a) Lina's sister (The BIG BOOB LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
b) Akane (Why would you want to go out with a tomboy? She's uncute, built like a stick, stubborn as a mule and just as strong!)
c) Ranma-chan (Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but um, didn't you know that she's really a guy?)
d) Tsubasa (Um, sorry to burst your bubble again but�)
22.What was the color of Ranma-chan`s jewel in Nihao My Concubine?
a) Blue
b) Red
c) Green
d) Purple
e) Skin color (are you sure you were looking at the jewel and not her breasts!!!!!)
23.What is Ryoga`s biggest fear?
a) Akane finding out the size of his...(that would make anyone laugh!!!!!!)
b) Akane finding out he is P-Chan
c) Akane finding out that he is in love with Ranma (Who isn't in love with Ranma!?! I know I am!!!)
d) Akane finding out he is a cross-dresser
24.Who's cooking is worse?
a) Do we actually need a list to answer this one?!!!!!!
b) Akane
c) Serena
d) Ryoko
e) Ayeka
f) All of the above sounds good to me!!!!!!!
25.Who is Gourry related to?
a) None of the below
b) Serena
c) Kuno
d) All blondes in existence!!!!
e) Amelia
f) Lina
g) Asuka
h) Misato
26.Which character would look best in boxers?
a) Ranma (oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
b) Ryoga
c) Shinnoske (Hey Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
d) Pansuto
e) Wouldn't every guy from Ranma 1/2 look good in boxers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27.Which character would look best in a swimsuit?
a) Ryoko
b) Ayeka
c) Sasami
d) Washu
e) If you're really thinking of thousand year old women that way goddamn are you desperate!!!
28.Who is Rini?
a) Ranma and Akane's daughter (Never thought those two would stop fighting long enough to...)
b) One of Akane's sisters
c) Akane's mother
d) Serena and Darien's bratty daughter
e) One of the outer scouts
f) Another of Ranma's fianc�es
29.Who many fianc�es does Ranma have?
a) 1
b) 4
c) 7
d) 27
e) Isn't everyone engaged to Ranma?!!!!!!!! I know I am!!!!!!!!!!!
30.In the episode The Last Days of Happosai, how did Happosai get sick?
a) Akane's cooking (wouldn't doubt that one!!!!!!!)
b) Genma's deadly gas attack
c) Ryoga`s body odor (he got so lost he couldn't find the bath!!!!)
d) Soun was singing again (HA-ARO-A-HII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
e) Every hundred years the stars line up and make his life a living hell
31.How old are Ranma and Akane when they finally get married?
a) YOU MEAN IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b) 20
c) 18
d) Who the hell knows, the damn thing seems to be taking forever?! Surprising they're not dead
yet!!!
e) 25
32.Who did Tenchi love most?
a) Ranma-chan
b) Ryoko
c) Ayeka
d) Akane
e) Who knows? Maybe he didn't like any of them!!!!!!!!!
33.What is Cat-fu?
a) Cats doing the Martial Arts (Can you imagine that one!!)
b) Luna on a bad day
c) Artemis in a very bad mood
d) Bake Neko`s secret technique
e) One of Ranma`s techniques (MEOOOOOOOW!!)
34.Who or what is Pen-Pen?
a) Asuka`s last name
b) Misato`s pet
c) Shinji`s name for his....
d) Japanese word for bitch (Bitch, Asuka same thing!!!)
e) Another one of Ranma's fianc�es
35.What is the best nickname for Ranma
a) Fine @$$
b) Big Balls (HEY I SAID RANMA NOT HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
c) Ranchan
d) Doesn't he already have enough names!!!!!!!! (Pervert, lecher, jerk, molester, dolt....)
e) Ran-ko
36.What killed Queen Beryl?
a) The sailor scouts combined powers
b) Akane's cooking
c) Happosai's perversity
d) Gourry`s light sword
37.Who was Ranma engaged to first?
a) Ukyo
b) Akane
c) The Tendo sisters
d) Courry
e) Who knows when Genma started to promise his child to people?!
38.What is Ranma`s mother's name?
a) Sakura
b) Madoka
c) Nodoka
d) Serenity
e) Who knows, no one has told me yet!
39.What does Kusanagi love most?
a) Momigi
b) Lifting up Momigi's skirt
c) Taking near nude photos of all the girl characters!
d) Hard to decide isn't it?!!!!! No choosing all the above this time! This time you're on your own!!
40.How many more questions does this damn thing have?
a) Who knows? But it better end soon or I'm going to go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b) I don't know and I don't care for I am a true anime fan and length matters not!!!!!!!!
c) About a million (There's about enough anime for that much)
d) I don't know but this thing had better end soon because I'm f*c*in` starving to death!!!!!!
41.What is a cabbit?
a) A half cow, half rabbit
b) A mutant cabbage
c) Happosai on a good day
d) A half cat, half rabbit
42.Who did the wormhandlers consider sacred?
a) Ranma-chan`s breasts
b) Ohmu
c) Forest people (Huh Huh! They has lots of wood Huh Huh!!!!)
d) Tenchi
43.Who is Nausicaa destined for?
a)Asbel
b)Selm
c)Oh hell! why not both!!!!!!(A&B)
d)Ranma (jeez!!!does he really need another fiancee?!!!!!!!!!)
e)Tsubasa
f)Tenchi
g)Gourry
h)Zelgadis
44.What is Evangelion?
a)A desease caused by Akane`s cooking (Sadly there is no cure!!)
b)The thing that caused Happosai's perversity
c)Large robots
d)Japanese word for crossdresser (That`s Tsubasa all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
45.Who is Rei?
a) Pilot of Eva unit zero
b) Character from Breath of Fire III
c) Sailor Mars
d) Isn't every other character in anime named Rei?!!!!!
46.Who or what is Bonaparte?
a) One of Akane's new recipes
b) One of Ranma`s techniques
c) A name Azusa gave to one of her cute things (OHH IT`S SOOOOO CUTE!!!GIVE AZUSA BACK HER LITTLE BONAPARTE!!!!!!!!!BONAPARTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
d) Leona`s toy tank
47.In the Ranma 1/2 series, who are the best couples?
a) Akane & Ryoga, Ranma & Ukyo, Shampoo & Mousse
b) Shampoo & Ryoga, Mousse & Ukyo, Akane & Ranma
c) Akane & Ranma, Ryoga & Akari, Mousse & Shampoo
d) Ranma & Ranma-chan sound good enough to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48.Who or what is Tetsuro looking for?
a) Jusenkyo & the Nannichuan
b) Count Mecha
c) The Itonnichuan
d) Emeraldis
49.Does Ranma ever get cured?
a) Yes, but Akane falls into one of the springs and now she needs a cure!
b) Yes, and him and Akane live happily ever after (Oh how sweet!!!!!)
c) No, he couldn`t bring himself to give up his beautiful female body
d) No, Happosai chuggs down the last remaining bottle of Nannichuan
e) No, Jusenkyo dries up
f) No, Jusenkyo overflows and all the curses are mixed up
50.What kind of restaurant does Shampoo have?
a) One that is kept VERY far away from Akane
b) One that Ryoga can't find (Can he find any?)
c) What! She actually does something other than chase Ranma and ruin stuff for Ranma and Akane
d) What do I care! I hope the damn bitch dies! (You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!)
51.In the episode, The Two Akanes!" Ranma LOOK at Me!", why is Ranma freaking out?
a) Akane was busy in the kitchen again (GOOD GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!)
b) Ryoga told Ranma he loves him (Doesn't that explain a lot?)
c) Nabiki came out of the closet and said she loves female Ranma
d) Akane touched him ( Um... doesn't it mess with your training?)
e) Akane wanted to ... with Ranma (You can do it Akane!)
f) It turns out Ukyo really WAS a boy!
g) Gee, I really hate to say this but, all of the above!
52.In the episode, "Shampoo's Sudden Switch: The Curse of the Contrary Jewel" why was Ranma wearing a tux? (I'm not complaining, so don't get me wrong)
a) Ranma was going to get married to Akane (WHAT! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!?)
b) Ranma was going to get married to himself (Um... isn't that going to be hard?)
c) Ranma was going to get married to Shampoo (Yeah, right! As if he was going to get married to that stupid bitch! Over my dead body!)
d) Ranma was going to tell Shampoo that he loved her (YEAH! RIGHT, WHATEVER!!!!)
53.Who or what is Mousse?
a) Shampoo's stupid lover boy
b) What Ranma named his...
c) Stuff you put in your hair
d) DAMN IT! What do I care?! Is this stupid quiz over yet? I have to pee!
54.What is the best part of Ranma?
a) Every delicious inch of him!
b) His baby blue eyes (Would these baby blues lie to you?)
c) His freakishly long hair (Damn it Akane! How the hell am I gonna braid it again?)
d) His transformation into a very well-built sexy girl (PERVERT! We're talking about male
Ranma!)
e) His well-built body (I wanna piece of that!)
f) All of the above! (Why do you want D! Are you bi?)
55.In the original TV series how did Akane lose her memory of Ranma?
a) An ingrediant Akane added in her cooking ( Stupid bitch deserves it I think!)
b) Shampoo fed Akane a mushroom that makes people do whatever she wants them to do(Wrong episode,Wrong series, Recognize the name HARDBATTLE from anywhere!!!!!!)
c) Ranma hit her a little too hard on the head (you actually think a sweet guy like that could do something mean to her?)
d) Shampoo`s great grandmother was starting shit with Ranma again and erased Akane`s memory of him
e) Shampoo used the Han Gau Shiatsu Attack on Akane and erased all memories of Ranma
56.What is the Rice porage?
a) Akane`s ramen recipe (Probably would smell like Dragon`s breath & taste worse!!)
b) Shampoo`s special ramen "Just for Ranma"
c) One of Ranma`s techniques
d) The soup that made Ranma`s hair grow at an extreamly fast rate (Hey baby let me stroke your hair!)
57.What is the Dragon`s Whisker?
a) Another of Akane`s ramen recipes (probably smells like Dragon`s ass & tastes the same!!)
b) Shampoo`s special ramen for Akane (Akane is obstical, obstical is for killing!!)
(Akane could spare Shampoo the trouble by cooking some for herself!!)
c) The counter measure for Ranma`s Dragon Hair attack
d) The whisker that counters the Dragon`s Hair soup
58. In a Titanic anime crossover, who would play Leo and Kate?
a) Ranma and Akane (The most obvious choice!)
b) Serena and Mamo-chan (HEY! He was a total jerk to her in Sailor Moon R! Have you forgotten or are just incredibly stupid!)
c) Mulder and Scully (HELLO! Have you even see the series?! Mulder and Scully will NEVER, EVER get together! HELL would have to either break loose or freeze over before I will even accept that! IF this is your answer, you are a stupid idiot!
d) Me and Ranma! Or if you are a guy, you and Ranma-chan! (Um, sorry to burst you bubble, but Ranma-chan is a GUY!)
e) Who cares, the boat sank. GET OVER IT!
59. Who's the Umpa Loompa?
a) Happosai ("Why do I always have to be the umpa loompa?")
b) Lina (She's built like one!)
c) Aggechan! (Inside joke :)
d) ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS ALREADY! I'M TIRED OF ANSWERING ALL OF THESE QUSTIONS! I'M HUNGRY, TIRED, MISSED 4 DAYS OF WORK, AND I HAVE TO GO RRRREEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY BAD!
60. How many DragonBalls are there?
a) Two
b) Four
c) How should I know how many balls dragons have?
d) Seven