Ranma Saotome:

"Yo, my name's Ranma Saotome. I'm sixteen years old and a freshmen in high school and because of my stupid pop, whenever I'm splashed with cold water I turn into a girl. He took me away from home and my mother when I was only 6 . . . He engaged me to multiple women probably more than what I know of. Every one around here seems to blame all their problems on me . . . Well, gotta go, I'm late for my morning workout Ja ne.

Akane Tendo:

"Konnichi wa, my name is Akane Tendo. I'm sixteen years old and a freshmen in high school. My fatherand Mr. Saotome arranged an engagement between one of us, my sisters and I, and Ranma. Of course my two older sisters immediatly nominated ME to marry that . . . that hentai!" "Kawaikune!" "RANMA NO BAKA!!!"

Ryouga Hibiki:

"Now where am I?! Oh ... hello, my name is Ryouga Hibiki. I must find my way to the Tendo Dojo. Tell me, do you know where Tokyo is? What!?! I'm already there!?! It's a miracle. It must be a sign!^_^, Oh... I'm supposed to tell about myself, huh? Because of that jerk Ranma when I am splashed with cold water I turn into a small black pig. Akane made me her pet Pchan without knowing that it is me and if she were to ever find out I'd die!"

Shampoo:

"Nihao! I is Shampoo, I woman of Amazon tribe. Girl-type Ranma beat in fight, I give kiss of death, then find Ranma really man. Shampoo want kill violent girl (Akane) but no want Ranma mad at Shampoo. Shampoo have stupid Jusenkyo curse. Shampoo turn neko with water is all Ranma fault, Shampoo still love airen. Ranma fear cat, run from Shampoo when she neko. Shampoo say Bai-Bai!"

Mousse:

"How did I get here? And why are all these words here? Oh... I see, I'm supposed to say something about myself. Well, I am from the amazon tribe as well. All because of Ranma, when I'm splashed with cold water I turn into a duck. Oi! Shampoo wait don't leave without me! I'm comming Shampoo! Sayonara"

Ukyou Kuonji:

"Hello, I'm Ran-chan's kawaii fiancee, Ukyou or as Ranma-honey would call me Uc-chan. I was engaged to Ranma when I was about six. His father traded his son's hand in marriage for my father's okonomiyaki (Japanese style pizza, literaly translated to 'as you like it')cart. Ranma-honey and his father ran off without me taking the cart with them. Now I'm in Nerima, my new home along with Ranma and Akane.

Japanese=English translations
(Ja ne= see ya)
(Hentai=pervert)
(Kawaikune=so uncute)
(Minna=everyone)
(Baka=Jerk, idiot etc..)
(Neko=cat)
(Kawaii=cute)